I NEED A JOB!

I am so POOR! all i ask for is a little part time job to help me on my way, but no one will employ me! Most jobs require experience but ironically you need the job in the first place to gain the experience... If every job asked for that then no one ever would be able to work! Silly employers :( I live off my EMA which really isnt enough.. i'm so desperate i'm resorting to applying in Lidle and Poundland haha! So someone, somewhere i beg you to employ me :(